I Fixed Our Economy In My Dream Last Night

I had a crazy dream last night! And you were there,tax relief should be aimed at encouraging owners to
and you, and President Bush, and Ben Bernanke, andnot only keep their current employees, but to hire more
my dog Togo was there too ( dog's name changedduring this downtime. Giving business owners a sense
for copywrite reasons )! I was the Federal Reserveof financial security should give the workforce a sense
Chairman and it was my duty to take correctiveof security as far as their field of work. If we know
actions to set this economy back on track.we will have our jobs, we spend. If we are not sure if
Well first off, I was sitting in my office when I got a callwe will still have a job in a month or so, we don't
from the President. I asked where he was at thespend. Simple as that.
moment as I needed to speak with him and all of the* Some sort of luxury tax or a temporary cap on the
sudden he was right in front of me sitting on a big pinkprofits the oil companies make. As we suffer in what
elephant! He asked if I had the proposal ready for myis now a recession, oil companies have still been
big address later that afternoon, and as I was about toreporting record profits. With a cap on oil profits, it
deliver some bad news I looked down at my desk andwould give the government an excuse to tap into
there was this detailed proposal all ready to go. As Isome of that abundance of extra cash the oil
straightened my tie I let out a bellowing "Of course it'scompanies are "burdened" with. That extra could help
ready Mr. President, would you and Mr. Bernanke like apay back the stimulus money, or it could help to fund
preview?" As I looked to my left I saw Ben Bernankethe temp business tax relief. I am sure we could find a
sitting on a green sofa smoking a corn cob pipe. Mygood use for it.
eyes jumped back to the first page of my proposal* 41% of all people who are set to receive a check in
and I began to read:the mail from the stimulus plan have reported that they
As we face these tough times as a nation and as awill use the rebate needed to stimulate our
world, we must remember that we are in this together.marketplace to pay on credit card debt. That is an
If we are to recover and rebuild the world's saggingestimated 90 billion that will not be pumped back
economies we must act as a nation united, and as athrough our economy. That 90 Billion is set to go
world united. We must remember that through thewhere most of our extra money goes anyway. What
darkest times the brightest light will shine, things will getwe need to do is negotiate with the big credit card
better, we will recover from this and move on wisercompanies to eliminate some of this debt that is eating
and with a better appreciation for what we have, andup our extra money, particularly those who are paying
with a better understanding of how we are allpure interest. Those $100 payments a month could go
connected. The light does not shine for those whoto that Starbucks budget, or towards those new
don't work to make it shine, and it will not shine forshoes you have been eyeing.
those who don't learn from there mistakes. So as we* As police departments continue to ticket people and
work hard together, to pick our economy off thethe cities continue to charge large fines and fees for
ground and to make that long trek back uphill we mustsimple traffic violations such as seatbelt, registration,
remember. We must remember how we got here.and fix its we will have no extra cash. Period. I
Through sacrifice, determination and change we will becalculate ( more of a rough guesstimate ) that each
back to the top of the mountain again.ticket in my county is an average of $200 dollars.
Here is a list of purposed directions we can take toMany who qualify for a rebate will only receive $300 in
add stability and consistency to our markets and ourthe mail in July. Now if you were to take my
workforce.guesstimate and multiply that by the number of traffic
* We must extend unemployment to those currentlystops in your area this month you will understand
on unemployment aid. Sending the unemployed backexactly how we could fall into such a tough recession.
into a shaky workforce will only add to the problem.Once again these are only starting points. As long as
We would be sending any homeowner on aid right intowe start headed in the right direction, we can not fail.
the foreclosure pile.Now Mr. President, about my current salary... I would*
* Temporary tax relief to business owners feeling theAnd then I woke up! I turned on my TV, and at that
affects of the lack of spending, which is just about allmoment I realized that we are living out a real
small business and specific areas of big business. Thisnightmare!