Four Things That Would be Too Good to be True

There are least four things that will never happen inRepublican parties have to much control over the
my lifetime because they would simply be too good toelectoral process to ever let that happen. Voters
be true. These things are: cable TV subscriptions soldalways say they want change, and many of them
on an a-la-carte basis, a federal sales tax replacing theagree with the libertarian point of view, but they never
federal income tax, the election of a Libertarianopt for very much change at any given time. In
president, and a major league sports franchise comingaddition, since most don't believe a third party
to Virginia.Congress and the FCC have begun to talkcandidate could win, they won't vote for one, thus
about the idea of forcing cable (and satellite)making it a self-fulfilling prophecy. Is voting like a day at
companies to offer channel subscriptions to the publicthe race track? Is politics only about picking a winner?
on an a-la-carte basis. But, mark my word, it'll neverObviously, I don't think a third party candidate could win
happen. Fearing that it might actually happen, cable andeither, but that's never stopped me from voting
satellite companies will soon begin to offer "family" tiersLibertarian anyway. Too bad there are not enough
of channels which do not contain a lot of harshpeople who have the moral integrity to follow my
language, violence, near/implied/partial nudity, or sexualexample!In the past, various groups have tried and
situations. This, of course, will probably appease thefailed to bring major league sports franchises to the
"family" advocate groups, at least to the extent thatstate of Virginia. They will continue to fail. This is true
they will stop pushing so hard for a-la-carte. Shortlyfor several reasons. First, we have too many NIMBYs
after that, the whole concept of a-la-carte will fizzlein Virginia (especially in the northern part of the state)
out. Too bad for me. I only subscribe to basic cable forwho do not want a sports stadium or arena anywhere
the sports and news channels. I don't have much usenear them. Second, too many people in Virgina are
for boob tube anymore, so I rarely watch any of thecontent just to be "near" major league sports
other channels I'm forced to pay for. I'd love to be ablefranchises like those in DC, Maryland, and North
to put the kibosh on channels like AMC, Bravo, TheCarolina. They see no need to have any of our own.
Disney Channel, E!, Comedy Central, F/X, MTV,Third, Virginians are willing to spend tax dollars on
Lifetime, VH-1, USA Network, and many of the rest.anything and everything except a little to defray the
However, I'll be stuck with them as long as I feel thecosts of a new sports stadium or arena. Fourth, while
need for ESPN and CNN.President Bush and many inVirginia is the 12th most populous state in the Union, it
Congress have talked about the idea of replacing thehas no metro areas of its own that rank in the USA's
Federal Income Tax with a national sales tax. Thattop 30. Pro sports leagues use this along with the fact
would take all the paperwork burden off taxpayers,that Virginians can be "served" by the teams in DC,
but it won't happen. There are too many powerfulMaryland, and North Carolina as a reason to always
people who benefit from keeping the current system.pass over Virginia when it comes time for expansion
They will do whatever they have to do to punch holesor relocation.Terry Mitchell is a software engineer,
in the concept of a national sales tax. They will sayfreelance writer, amateur political analyst, and blogger
that it isn't fair to the poor (regressive), it would causefrom Hopewell, VA. On his blog - - he posts
a budget disaster, and it would be a nightmare tocommentaries on various subjects such as politics,
implement, none of which are true. Unfortunately, theirtechnology, religion, health and well-being, personal
strategy will work and chance to get of the Federalfinance, and sports. His commentaries offer a unique
Income Tax will be foiled again.No one from thepoint of view that is not often found in mainstream
Libertarian Party (or any other third party) will bemedia.
elected President in my lifetime. The Democratic and